Connected.

SIR, CAN YOU UNPLUG THE CABLE AND PUT IT BACK? wire connected rightly, SO...YOU'VE RECONNECTED IT? yes it plug up. OKAY.

Powerage.

We had a powerage out, what to do? UH, NOTHING, THE POWER IS OUT. WE NEED TO WAIT UNTIL POWER IS RESTORED TO TROUBLESHOOT.

Off.

I don't see anything, I off the machine. WELL, YOU WON'T SEE ANYTHING IF THE DEVICE IS OFF SIR.

Where there's smoke...

Mgr - theres smoke coming out of my sandwhich case, should i call the fire dept? UH, YEAH, I WOULD UNPLUG IT IF YOU'RE SEEING SMOKE!

Translations.

1. enjoy for your day sir = HAVE A NICE DAY.
2. let's see work, yes or no? = SHOULD I ATTEMPT TO LOGIN NOW?
3. will know, working yes or no? = WILL YOU BE ABLE TO SEE MY SCREEN?

Uh, Hello!

DOES THE MACHINE SHOW THE DATE & TIME ON THE SCREEN? No, it shows that it's May 1st and 11:28am, UH...THAT'S THE DATE AND TIME MAM.

Offline.

Uh, outside at the registers it says that the computer is offline, AS IT SHOULD SIR, WE ARE IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING IT, oh...DOH!