Blank Screen.

WHAT'S SHOWING ON YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN RIGHT NOW? It doesn't show anything. IT'S BLANK? Yes. WHAT COLOR IS THE SCREEN? Blue, with numbers. SO IT'S NOT BLANK, IT'S A BLUE SCREEN WITH AN ERROR CODE? Yes...just fix it; it not working. OKAY.

Number required.

CAN I GET YOUR EMPLOYEE ID NUMBER?, yeah, C as in Alphabet...I'M SORRY, WHAT?, oh I mean C as in Cat...UH, I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND, IT SHOULD BE A NUMBER...oh, I'll call back.

Not working.

It not working, WHAT'S NOT WORKING? Nothing works. WHAT DOESN'T WORK? Credit, debit, and my orders won't go. YES, WE'RE AWARE OF THAT; AS WE ADVISED YOU, THE NETWORK IS DOWN, NONE OF THOSE SERVICES WILL WORK WITHOUT THE NETWORK. How long to fix, we need donuts tomorrow.

Disaster Desk.

You the disaster desk, WE'RE THE WHAT?, you killed my computer, WE DID WHAT?, it not working, WHAT'S NOT WORKING?, my store is down...I'M SORRY, WHAT NOW? You listening? I say computer froze? OH, YOU HAD A SOFTWARE UPDATE LAST NIGHT AND YOUR COMPUTER IS DOWN? yes, you the disaster desk. OKAY...

Off the machine.

I off the machine, YOU DID WHAT? Not working, I off the machine, UH, WHAT'S NOT WORKING, AND WHAT DID YOU TURN OFF? Computer. (I HOPE THIS GUY DIDN'T JUST SHOOT HIS COMPUTER)...

Please power cycle...

I NEED YOU TO TURN OFF THE COMPUTER IN THE BACK OFFICE BY HOLDING IN THE POWER BUTTON. Okay, I've done it. UH, WHAT IS THAT BEEPING SOUND? I turned off the battery under the counter. UH, SIR, THAT'S YOUR BATTERY BACKUP FOR THE REGISTERS, NOT YOUR COMPUTER...YOUR TOWER IS IN THE BACK OFFICE. Silence...